Nach Rücksprache mit IHM, heute Morgen beim Zoo Rundgang,
ist ER einverstanden;
Ihr dürft IHN,
...über mich, ( seinem Götterboten )
Zeus nennen !! 
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Das kann man nur noch mit meiner "Bavarian Geography for Beginners" toppen.
Bavarian Geography for Beginners
Das geht so:
The king is Herrsching.
The lower gentry is Grafing.
The gravedigger is Altenerding.
The hunter is pleased, because he an Otterfing.
The fisherman is pleased, because he an enormous Wallerfing.
The masochist is Geiselhöring.
The surveyor is Thalmässing.
The shy young man is Waging am See.
The winemaker is Neutraubling.
In Bavaria there are plenty of restaurants for good Essing and excellent Deining.
The justice is Rechtmehring.
The young couple is Petting am Chiemsee.
The prison guard is Freilassing.
The conductor shouts to the young soprano: Dasing!
The construction worker is Schaufling a hole in the ground.
The jobless robs a bank because at home there is no Moosinning.
The angry husband killed his wife in Zorneding because she would’t stop Mötzing.
The young guy wants to make love but his girl is not Willing.
The alpinist is running for his life because he is an enormous Steinhöring.
The mushroom pickers got lost when they were deep in Forstinning.
After his first visit to the Oktoberfest the tourist was Lalling on his way to the hotel.
In the garden outside the restaurant you can watch the Obergiesing the flowers.
The male porn actor is proud of his Großdingharting.
If it’s too Dingharting why not try Weichering.
Socrates’ famous last words: “That cup of wine must have been from Schierling.”
Women like to drive to Kaufering for shopping and getting a Frauenneuharting.
During their ocean-cruise the couple could be seen standing at the Rehling at sunset, Kissing Inning-ly.
Exhausted after hours of Dingolfing the golfers spent the rest of the day Pilsting.
The tourists got excited when they watched some Bavarian men Shoe-Plattling.
The one and only goal of some Reichlings is Massing and Mehring their Erdinger Moos.
The priest is Langenpreising the life of a Saint Jerome in his sermon.
When it’s gets too cold in the church the sacristan’s job is Kirchanschöring.
Stephan Posching is Rudering on the Danube (Donau) to Maria Posching.
Und jetzt alles im Atlas nachschlagen!
Gruß, Pramax
